Tango Dominican Lyrics

[Carla]
I've had it up to here,
So let me make it very clear,
Because I swear I'll never clue you in again.
Every time that you profess I come from Puerto Rico,

[Turk]
Yes?

[Carla]
For the last time, Turk, I'm Dominican.

[Turk]
Don't make a big to-to,
I was simply testing you.

[Carla]
Then why'd you tell J.D. our baby's Blaxican?

[Turk]
Babe, you know I know the truth.

[Carla]
Well I need a little proof.
So list all you know about me or no sex again.

[Turk]
Uh, let's see...
Your name is Carla. (Oh yes)
You are latina. (impressive)
You're a nurse,
you're mother's dead,
And, wait I got it!
Three sisters!

[Carla]
Turk!

[Turk]
Two sisters?
Well I'm sure you have a brother who's a huge jerk-off.

[Carla]
Tell me what's my middle name?

[Turk]
Okay I'm tired of this game.
Let's forget it, I give up,
I guess you win again.
But it's not just me who get's mixed up
By all this crazy ethnic stuff,

[Todd]
Sorry, even I know, she's Dominican.
Boo-ya!

[Carla]
Did I grow up in Illinois or in Michigan?
How long before we met was I in medicine?
Was our wedding song the Beetles or Led Zeplin?
Am I freakin' Puerto Rican or Dominican?

[Turk]
The thing is guys remember facts,
Like what Derek Jeter hit last year,
Which was .303.
And that is why our brains are maxed,
And there's no room for things like birthdays or ethnicities.

[Carla]
Well, thank you for that glimpse into the workings of the inner-man.

[Turk]
Let's talk albout your job and not the fact that you're

[Carla]
Dominican.

[Turk]
You're not staying home from work?

[Carla]
Will that make you happy, Turk?

[Turk]
I'll support you if you choose to earn the benjamins.

[Carla]
Then I'll return to work today.
Now you're sure that that's okay?

[Turk]
I say, "si," which is yes in Dominican,
And Puerto Rican.

[Carla]
Turk!

[Turk]
But you're Dominican.

5 Kommentare

Wenn du dich anmeldest brauchst du deinen Namen nicht bei jedem Kommentar anzugeben.

09. Dezember, 15:13 Uhr
von Paule

Die komplette Folge is einfach nur soooowas von geilo, meine absolute Lieblingsfolge, die mindestens schon 20x gesehen habe. Ich kenn die texte jetzt fast alle auswendig.

Ich liebe Scrubs. Ein hoch auf den Erfinder!!! Nee besser ein drei(hundert)faches Hoch auf ihn.

15. Juli, 03:01 Uhr
von I\'m no superwoman

ich mag die carla sowieso... und ihre stimme ist so gail!!! sie hat aber gesagt dass sie 8 jahre gearbeitet hat.... :no

Finalshare
22. Januar, 23:27 Uhr
von Finalshare

Nein Sie hat 9 jahre gearbeitet bevor sie ihn getroffen hat es heißt ja in der folge als levourn oda wie man das schreibt stirbt das sie 15 jahre zusammen gearbeitet haben und es läuft in der 6ten staffel also müssten es 9 jahre sein^^

18. Januar, 00:23 Uhr
von Whatever

Der song is SO toll...

Sie is in Illionio aufgewachsen und sie hat 8 Jahr gearbetet, bevor sie sich getroffen haben... der Song zu Hochzeit war 'Eight Days A Week' von den Beatles -
ich weiß mehr als Turk :8)

05. Januar, 21:08 Uhr
von biggest scrubs fan

soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo so so so hammer geil lustig :D
ich bin auch halb dominican ;)