I'm twenty-nine years old, still wearing the wallet chain,
like I was twenty-eight.
I'm wearing my Vans right now,
so high school kids will think that I can skate.
I've got a degree in science, yet shaking my fists in defiance.
Anyway, I'm not cliché, I hardly own any ties. I may be old,
but at least I'm not like all those other old guys.
I'm watching MTV, for fashion tips, so I can say,
that I saw it first. Backwards hat, tattoos, and goatee say I'm cool,
just like Fred Durst. I pay almost all my bills, I sleep on a futon still.
(Anyway, I'm not cliche, I might not even die.
I may be old, but at least I'm not like all those other old guys.)