Chorus: repeat 2X
Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady
Ahem.. excuse me!
Can I have the attention of the class
for one second?
Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!)
Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!)
Try 'cid and get fucked up worse that my life is? (Huh?)
My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin to get my head straight
but I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm..)
And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a basehead!"
Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face red? Man you wasted!"
Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else
Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass
faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast
C'mere slut! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!)
I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off!
Chorus
My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high
Thanks a lot, next semester I'll be thirty-five
I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler
and stapled his nuts to a stack of papers (Owwwwwwww!)
Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup
Extraterrestrial, runnin over pedestrians
in a spaceship while they screamin at me: "LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!"
Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to
I just found out my mom does more dope than I do (Damn!)
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
Make a record about doin drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!)
You know you blew up when the women rush your stands
and try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!)
This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph
(Dude, can I get your autograph?)
So I signed it: 'Dear Dave, thanks for the support, ASSHOLE!'
Chorus
[Eminem]
Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!)
Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, OPERATE!
I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die (Fuck that!)
I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive
(Huh yup!) Am I comin or goin? I can barely decide
I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive? (Go ahead)
All my life I was very deprived
I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide
(Whoops!) Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too)
I spit when I talk, I'll fuck anything that walks (C'mere)
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? (WAH!)
YOU AIN'T GOT NO TITS! (WAHHH!)
I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (BANG!)
I'm steamin mad (Arrrggghhh!)
And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?)
Tell him that I slit his throat, in this dream I had
Chorus
Also in unzensierten Version sind da einige Sachen anderst -.-
er ist cool und genau mein geschmack.shady
hee das isch eifach so e hammer geils lied
eminem is voll cool! es gibt keinen vergleich zu ihm!!!!!
ich mag männer
EM you rockzz!!
Shady 4-live!
EMIN EM komm zurück
was schreiben hier eig für opfer? eminem ist meine Religion:D
nja du has später vllt auch mal so was wie ein eigenes leben:D:D
greetz
EM ist der beste mehr muss man echt nicht sagen
sry ma german isnt very well im from USA
der text is geil
song is geil
eminem is geil
or :no
Best Song ever :yes
lachkick mädel suchst du vergleiche oder was? eminem kannse nicht mit tokio hotel vergleichen!! eminem ist unendlich mal besser als Tokio hotel haha lachkick! soviele platten wie eminem bekommen hat (24xPlatin+1xDiamant) soviele bekommt noch nichtmal tokio hotel in 100jahren haha
njnjhhhhhhhhhuöuuböug
Eminem is meine Religion ^^
anna hört sicher ... banaroo xD
Genau, Eminem kann wenigstens was im gegensatz
zu Tokio Hotel. Anna hört bestimmt Lollypop, lol!
Das Lied ist lustig!
DAS IST VOLL SCHEI?E DORT IST NIRGENDS EIN VIEDEO DABEI MAN KANN JA SONST NICHT BEURTEILEN OB DER SONG GEIL ODER VOLL SCHEI?E IST EH1 :ow
Em ist der beste im rappen und anna geh Tokio Hotel hören, denn die haben nämlich nur 10 Zeilen und machen daraus ein Lied. Also mach ihm das mal nach und dann red so über ihn! :((
Cool sein Leben war @#$% aber hat sich gewert. :8)
Vulll Geil!!!! i mecht nix mehr schreibm muas i oba sunst werts nit gspeichert!!!!
eminem ist voll schit ey der @#$% ist: hässlich, dumm, behindert, angeber, und PERVERS. :((
der Eminem ist der geilste auf der welt bloß scjeiße das er nicht mehr rappt :(
Ich find sau viele lieder von eminem geil z.b wie shake that oder without me.....aber my name is mega....
des lied is so gei9l geil
des lied is so gei9l geil
is Hamma <3 dreckiger süden grüßt :yes
Eminem hasser?!
dann schreib hier nichts wenn den nicht magst!
du bist echt total schwul man
cool...und ihr stinkt alle !!!
eminem ist so cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
geil :DD