Something about sex....

..something about sex.....

you should have sex on days that begin with T :

Thanksgiving

Tuesday

Thurstday

Today

Tomorrow

Thaturday ?

Thunday ?

Every Thucking Day !

Sex is :

like Nokia (connecting people)

like Nike (Just do it)

like Pepsi (ask for more)

like Coca Cola (enjoy)

like me (to good to be true)

Top 10 places to have sex :

1. in your bed

2. in your parents' bed

3. in his car

4. on a washing machine , while running

5. in a hot tub

6. on a beach , down in the sand

7. on a comfy couch with TV on

8. on a waterbed

9. a plane bathroom

10. in the rain

Top 10 places NOT to have sex :

1. in the movies

2. in a car....WHILE YOU'RE DRIVING!

3. in front of all your friends

4. in a phonebooth

5. in your best friend's bed

6. at grandma's house

7. at school

8. in your dirty basement

9. on the street

10. ONLINE

Top 3 things to say before having sex :

1. I love you ( but only if you mean it)

2. rock my world

3. let's get ready to RUMBLE...

Top 3 things NOT to say before having sex :

1. is it gonna hurt ?

2. sure.....I've done this thousends of times..

3. are you sure it's on there ?

Top 3 things to say after sex :

1. are you sure this was your first time ?

2. gotta cigarette ?

3. wonna do it again ?

Top 3 things NOT to say after sex :

1. that was IT ??

2. I think I hear my mom calling me - see ya

3. OOPS , the condom broke! my bad !