Paperback writer

Dear sir or madam will you read my book
it took me years to write will you take a look
it's based on a novel by a man named Lear
and I need a job so I wanna be
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It's the dirty story of a dirty man
and his clinging wife doesn't understand
his son is working for the Daily Mail
it's a steady job but he wants to be
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Paperback writer

It's a thousand pages give or take a few
I'll be writing more in a week or two
I can make it longer if you like the style
I can change it round and I want to be
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If you really like it you can have the rights
it could make a million for you overnight
if you must return it you can send it here
but I need a break and I want to be
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