Ring my friend I said you call Dr. Robert.
Day or night he'll be there anytime at all, Dr. Robert,
Dr. Robert,
You're a new and better man, he helps you to understand.
He does ev'rything he can, Dr. Robert.

If you're down he'll pick you up, Dr. Robert.
Take a drink from his special cup, Dr. Robert,
Dr. Robert,
He's a man you must believe, helping ev'ryone in need,
No one can succeed like Dr. Robert.

Well, well, well, you're feeling fine.
Well, well, well, he'll make you, Dr. Robert.

My friend works with the nat'nal health, Dr. Robert.
Don't pay money just to see yourself with Dr. Robert,
Dr. Robert,
You're a new and better man, he helps you to understand,
He does ev'rything he can, Dr. Robert.

Well, well, well, you're feeling fine.
Well, well, well, he'll make you, Dr. Robert.