Nofx – My Vagina Lyric

aus dem Album Pump up the Valuum

My vagina has 2 sets of lips
But I don't get monthly blood drips
My vagina's hardly even used
My vagina's got lots of extra skin
They took my outtie and made it an in
Teaching Donnie into Marie Osmand

Operation succesfull
But now I gotta pee thru a miniature hole
Gotta remember to put the seat down
And when I wipe my ass I go from front to back
Cause I don't wanna bladder infection

I never thought I'd miss my vast deferans
I trade it in for a pair of huge cans
Now I get to hang with lesbians
Operation paid up front
Now I show all my friends my new desingner cunt
They think I'm kinda weird but that's OK with me
Cause now I kick their ass
Playing from the ladies tee
There's nothing finer than having a vagina