Monty Python – Lumberjack Song Lyric

I wanted to be ... a lumberjack!

Leaping from tree to tree!
As they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia!
The giant Redwood, the Larch, the Fir, the mighty Scots Pine.
The lofty flowering cherry!
The plucky little Aspen!
The limping Roo tree of Nigeria!
The towering wattle of Alder shot!
The Maidenhead weeping water plant!
The naughty Leicestershire flashing Oak!
The flatulent elm of west Ruislip!
The Quercus Maximus Bamber Gascoigni!
The Epigillus! The barter Hughius Greens!
With my best buddy by my side!
We'd sing! Sing! Sing!

I'm a lumberjack
And I'm O.K.
I sleep all night
And I work all day.

Chorus:

He's a lumberjack
And he's O.K.
He sleeps all night
And he works all day.

I cut down trees
I eat my lunch
I go to the Lavatory
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea.

Mounties:

He cuts down trees
He eats his lunch
He goes to the Lavatory
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And have buttered scones for tea.

Chorus:

He's a lumberjack
And he's O.K.
He sleeps all night
And he works all day.

I cut down trees
I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on woman's clothing
And hang around in bars.

Mounties:

He cuts down trees
He skips and jumps
He likes to press wild flowers
He puts on woman's clothing
And hangs around in bars?

Chorus:

He's a lumberjack
And he's O.K.
He sleeps all night
And he works all day.

I cut down trees
I wear high heels
Suspendies an a bra
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear pappa.

Mounties:

He cuts down trees
He wears high heels?
Suspendies... and a bra?

...He's a lumberjack
And he's O K A Y
He sleeps all night
And He works all day.

...He's a lumberjack
And he's O K A Y
He sleeps all night
And He works all day.

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