It's a big old party
and you're coming with a cock in your hand.
They got dreams and love
but they don't ever fuck in the sand.

And Caligula and Caesar are invited
They sure want you
But they don't want you excited.

It's a quiet old tune
but the band keeps playing it loud.
You've got your trousers down
and you're showing your dick to the crowd.

And Caligula and Caesar are invited
They sure want you
But they don't want you excited.