Chamber – The Truth about Snow-White Lyric

Text: Marcus Testory, Robin Hoffmann & P. Maunder

Ten dwarfs walking, whistling, singing
Joking, bouncing, making noise
Ten?
Ten!
Had some drinks after work
Now they’re heading towards home

But they’re in for a big surprise
They’re about to meet
Snow-white

Red lips
White skin
Black hair
Snow-white has
Flirt bit
Bint, wench
Fairy-whore

Snow: White
Blood: Red
Heart: Black
Snow-white has
Minx, slut
Slag, tart
Fairy-whore

One dwarf had a heart-attack
He couldn’t face the mess
Another having no more weed
Spiraled in deep depressions
Three and four killed each other
In a jealous fury
Number five, with other tendencies
Escaped to find his prince

Meanwhile, comatose
Happy in a dwarf’s warm bed:
Snow-white

After years of subservience
They were close to death
A pathetic prince appeared
With gleeful number five in tow
Snow-white, bored of midgets and obvious shortfalls
Seduced the man, of course
Eloping with the somewhat less pathetic prince
She left the dwarfs, helpless, in a mess

Red: Red
White: White
Black: Black
Ebony
Snow: Snow
Blood: Blood
Fairy whore

Seven dwarfs walking, whistling, singing
Joking, bouncing, making noise
They all recovered very quickly
Once surrounded by their friends
They hired a retired sorceress
As protection for their home
Just in case another day
Snow-white comes along

Meanwhile, comatose
Happy in his bed:

The prince