Meanie leanie come on down come and entertain the town
it's Friday night and we're all bored time's been called there is no more
time's been called it's such a bore

Dan Abnormal not normal at all
it's not his fault we made him this way
he'll imitate you try to ape you
but it's not his fault Dan watches TV

The meanie leanie stays up late mopes around gets in a state
he's the killer in your arcade shooting gangsters ready made
'cause that is where the future's made

Dan Abnormal not normal at all
it's not his fault we made him this way
he'll imitate you try to ape you
but it's not his fault Dan watches TV

Dan went to his local burger bar
"I want McNormal and chips or I'll blow you to bits give us it"

It's the miseries at half past three watching video nasties
he has dirty dreams when he's asleep 'cause Dan's just like you and me
he's the meanie leanie (all together now)

Dan Abnormal not normal at all
it's not his fault we made him this way
he'll imitate you try to ape you
but it's not his fault Dan watches TV

Dan Abnormal not normal at all
oh it's not his fault we made him this way
he'll imitate you try to ape you
but it's not his fault Dan Abnormal's in me